Take the amount of energy Dreyfus consumes in kibble.

Subtract the amount he poops (twice/day, every day.)

Subtract the amount needed to take walks and play tuggies/fetchies.

Then subtract the amount needed to produce the volume of hair
shown in the picture above (**ONE WEEK'S WORTH!!!**)

The result of the calculation clearly shows that Dreyfus violates the
First Law of Thermodynamics.

The only way to explain this is to note that love does not obey the
First Law of Thermodynamics:
The more of it you give away, the more you have to give.

So today's picture is not a mere plastic bag full of hair.
It is the physical manifestation of the surplus love Dreyfus produces
in one week.

...or perhaps it is the manifestation of my inability to produce
original content for this blog on a daily basis :-).