Andrew is about to say something really stupid so Mark
can start a conversation with a woman in the gym. As in:
Andrew: "Hey Mark, did that supermodel doctor you were dating
ever get over it when you broke off the relationship?
I'm surprised she wasn't willing to make a commitment
the way you are."
NO TALKING IN THE BATHROOM!!!
17.1 Seriously, do you HAVE to answer your cell phone in the bathroom?
Originally was "Mark stressing about his hike", now
is "Mark stressing about [whatever he is stressing about this week]".
"I'm picking up what you're puttin' down"
Grammar/Typos/"English is a stupid language"
Mark is a big geek
Jail does not sound like a fun time. It will be avoided at all cost.
Mark wants X, but really should not buy one (eg "26 Full Suspension Mountainbike" or "26 Digital Videocamera")
The Middle East is, has been, and probably always will be, a giant shithole.
27.1 ...and so is most of the African continent
27.2 U.S.A. vs. the rest of the world
Customer service (eg "-28KMart = KMart has horrible customer service")
29.1 "Dating" sucks.
29.2 They are work, and Mark is lazy. Therefore, they are tough for Mark.
29.3 Honesty is always the best policy. Not being honest is weak and mean.
Biking in bad weather
31.1 Most of the cost of a bike is sunk at purchase time... per-ride costs are negligable
31.2 The per-ride costs in wear-tear are on the order of $0.50, worst case.
31.3 Anyone who thinks $0.50 is too expensive for the fun of a one hour ride is someone who needs to reevaluate the manner in which they spend $.
Getting away from it all
32.1 It has been a while, and a trip is needed
32.2 Campfires are awesome
32.3 "Someday, if I ever get the time, I'm gonna [whatever]"
33.1 The human reproductive system is designed to facilitate male/female child production / rearing. Don't mess with hundres of thousands of years of evelutionary progress
33.2 Mark, you are a homophobic idiot... it's about the kids, dammit, not your stupid morals
There? Busy? Up for some Sudoku action?
Yo! RBohn! I'm seeing a 100 line stack trace. Can you tell me what it really means?